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America's Next Top Model Recap: "Where's the Beef?"

America's Next Top Model Quiz: "Where’s the Beef?"



Last week on America's Next Top Model, Allison's "tude" was her demise, so you'd think with one controversial girl out of the loft, there'd be more love and less hate this time around. Not the case on Wednesday's episode, as yet another shouting match broke out in the house, this time about nakedness in the shower. That's a slight improvement over last week's fight over butt size, I have to say.

This was also the week Ms. J. got down to business with the walking. Every year I think, "Huh, they need this much help walking?" and each year a bunch of models prove that yes, yes they do. I admit, it does not look easy to find that balance between strutting and skipping (ahem, Amis). Then again, the models seemed to have an easier time walking than, you know, dressing themselves.

But all of that was fun and games compared to the nastiness that was their photo shoot challenge. The models were shot in a meat hanger, each girl wrapped in sides of beef and, in some cases, even wearing — as Whitney put it — "meat panties." It looked really gross and also gave way to way too many meat puns and references. Tyra: "In this industry they treat models like a side of beef!" Yuk, yuk.

You can see more photos from the show and photo shoot here. Be sure to take Bella's beauty quiz and my exam to find out what had Marvita "juiced" and who got butchered! Sorry, I had to.

Photos courtesy of The CW

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