We've been through a lot with Game of Thrones [1]. So much, in fact, that we're pretty much irrevocably scarred for life [2] because of all the damage it's done. It's so easy to forget, though, that we've had lots of good times too. We've already ranked the hottest guys on Game of Thrones [3], but there's one important thing we need to rank: all those butts. With the showstopping season seven finale [4] behind us, there's not much else to cling to. We're remembering (and maybe rating/judging) all the best bare bottoms in Westeros.

Melisandre

If you ask us, Selyse Baratheon's face says it all. She's married to Stannis, and she's still like, "Damn."

Miranda

Yes, these two are the worst, but there must be something to being the worst that also gives you a really good butt.

Ygritte

You can't survive beyond the wall without having some wonderful assets to back you up, you feel?

Cersei Lannister

Yes, she literally just slept with her twin brother, but you can still put confusion aside and say, "That is nice."

Jaime Lannister

Even underneath all that dirt, you can certainly tell Jaime Lannister has one fine behind.

Daenerys Targaryen

Mother of Dragons. Mother of Butts.

Ramsay Bolton

Let's lay it out here. Ramsay has a really nice booty, but we're docking points for his overall awful personality, his maniacal tendencies, and that awful Sansa rape scene [5].

Olyvar

One of the best butts in Westeros belongs to Olyvar. He's the squire for Loras Tyrell to start (and he later incriminates him), and he also offers his services to Oberyn. We're on board every time.

Khal Drogo

C'mon, if you're going to be a fearsome, totally ripped Dothraki warrior, you're obviously going to have a nice butt to go with it. And Khal Drogo certainly didn't let us down.

Talisa Stark

There's a reason Robb Stark reneged on his arranged marriage. It's this butt. This butt is the reason.

Brienne of Tarth

Dang, girl! Who would have known there was a sweet booty underneath all that armor? Even Jaime Lannister can't make sense of what he's seeing.

Missandei

We finally got the love scene with Grey Worm that we always wanted, even though we had to wait until season seven to get it. But, I mean, it was clearly worth the wait.

Robb Stark

We've got double the butts here, but you barely even notice Talisa's in the presence of Robb Stark's. This one is almost as good as it gets. Almost.

Grey Worm

The best part about the love scene between Missandei and Grey Worm is that it showed off not one but two quality booties.

Daario Naharis

We'd look at Daario's butt any way at any time, for any reason. For the longest time, Daario was our number one. But, well, he kind of left. And also, an even more marvelous butt has taken our attention away.

Jon Snow

Now that Jon Snow has shown his real butt [6] in all his glory, we can officially pass proper judgment. And, well, he's clearly usurped the top spot. Like, wow.