Thanks to everyone who pitched in a caption for this week's Caption It contest! Your challenge was to suggest a caption for this fairly ridiculous American Idol photo:

Now, it's time to choose who wins the BuzzSugar T-shirt. Here are my finalists:

• "Rush rush, hurry hurry, rum will come to me . . . "
• "Paula auditioned for American Idol and was stunned after Simon's criticism. 'But my fans love me! They really love me! See, they're right behind me.'"
• "If I stretch my left arm a bit more, I think I can grab a bit of that candy floss. Just keep looking natural, Paula, they won't notice anything . . . "
• "Paula dreams she is Miss America and Ryan is just the runner-up."
• "At the American Idol AA meeting:
  Randy: "Just fall back, Paula, trust me."
  Ryan (whispering to Randy): "Dog, please just let her drop."

Now, it's up to you. Which caption wins?

Photo courtesy of Fox