Who said Gossip Girl never taught us anything? The show may not return till March 16, but it's filling the void with a series of faux-educational videos that aim to school us in the lingo of the Upper East Side.

Filmed in sepia tones with fuzzy edges like old-school filmstrips, the videos introduce some key Gossip vocabulary. There's "Basstalk," the umbrella word for all Chuck Bass-isms (including the infamous "mother chucker"). There's "Dorot-abuse," a side effect of being "Blairianoid." And there's "Ment-whore," which is applied to only one person: everyone's favorite teacher, Rachel.
It sounds kind of cheesy when I write it all out like that, but the videos are actually pretty clever. And hey, it's a good way to get a little taste of what's to come while we wait for GG's return. To check them out, just read more.

















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haha those were great!
1These were funny. I can't wait for it to come back, but hopefully it'll be better than it has been lately.
2These are great!
3Oh my God, (or should I write OMG...?) those where so cool -I especially like the voiceover! Really cool!
4I'm looking forward to the scene where the Van der Woodsens and Humphreys plus Chuck are all eating breakfast as if one big happily dysfunctional family
5Hehe...love it
6brilliant! i'm so stoked for march 16th
7Can somebody tell me why there are no episodes at the moment? I don't live in the U.S.A...
8haha kwlness
9hahaha. i love gossip girl. the show is so witty
10Hahah these are brilliant!
11why the wait argh!!
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