Twilight Sucks Up All the Money

Twilight Descends on the Competition

Twilight Adds Life Blood to Box Office

There's no doubt that Twilight will rake in the box office dollars like mad this weekend, so the only box office-related question that remains is what kinds of puns will be in the headlines on Monday morning. When The Dark Knight had its insanely successful opening, there were the requisite "holy box office, Batman!" references, and then later Tropic Thunder "stormed past" The Dark Knight to the No. 1 spot. Iron Man's box office returns were deemed "super-strong," and there was plenty of "Sex sells!" crowing from atop news stories when the Sex and the City movie opened so grandly.

Now it's Twilight's turn and what with the teen love and the vampire angle, we've got some good stuff to work with here. I've started the brainstorm above — any other suggestions for Twilight's upcoming box office success?

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