Last night's photo shoot on America's Next Top Model made me laugh because although I'm used to Tyra and Co.'s idea of what is "high fashion" and what counts as "fierce," the more I stare at these photos, the funnier they get.

I mean, there are windmills. And pitchforks. And they're in clogs! It's hilariously literal for a shoot in Amsterdam, no? Anyway, it's all part of why I love this silly show so much. In addition to the pictures, we also got to see the girls hanging out and drinking in their loft for once! Is it just me, or has this cycle been sadly devoid of shenanigans?
Anyway, we'll talk about it more in the comments. You can check out the rest of the photos from the show here, but first, take my quiz!
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Thank the lord Marjorie is gone. I couldn't stand one more week of her stuttering nervousness. I don't even know what to say about the rest of them though. Analeigh is probably my pick for the winner, but I have a feeling that McKey is going to win, and for some reason I can't stand her. She irritates the crap out of me and her hair always looks like a helmet.
17/10 70% but on the list thingy it shows i only got 10%
2Glad she is gone...she drove me crazy!
I can't stand Brittany (I refuse to call her McK.. now that the other Brittanies are gone).. ANALEIGH FOR THE WIN!
3Analeigh for the win! She's getting so good! And yeah, there is just something annoying about McKey. Like last week when she had that weird accent? What is up with her?
4Analeigh or McKey have been my picks all season! Final 2 BABY!
Marj- you were annoying as crap
5That accent was totally strange! It was like she was randomly channeling her inner Brit throughout the episode.
6I am in the minority prehaps I like McKey..her photos have always bee awesome...I think she will win over Analeigh..though I like Analeigh too.
7I didn't even watch it and I still got 6/10! Yay!
8awwww, I totally forgot that McKey's real name is Brittany. Why do they make her change it, anyways, just bc there is two brittanys!? weird.
9100%
10no- there were like 3 Brittanys at the beginning, or somethign ridiculous as that.
I'm SO glad Marjorie is gone. Along with being tired of HER, I was also getting sick of Tyra's faux-French accent.
I HOPE Annaleigh wins!! But, as everyone else, I know it will be McKey. She's so boring though!
119/10
12I'm glad Marjorie is gone;I liked her pic this week though...I think Mckey will win but I reeeeally wanna Anna to !
Oh yeah I noticed that Mckey had an accent too last week ! haha & then this week it was gone !
13McKey wins. Too many blondes have won, its time for a brunette.
14Besides, I think she has an amazing face.
10/10
I also really want Analeigh to win, but I think McKey will. She isn't pretty to
me at all, though, and she seems really man-like. Analeigh is gorgeous and I think it's nice how she was over-protective of Marjorie. I've been in the same experience where a guy is getting
too friendly with my friend at the club and I have to bail her out, but the guy is being a d*ck about it
Boys....
jasmint - I totally forgot that Brittany is McKey's real name...Wow.
Ekaterina - I noticed McKey's accent too! I saw a bit of the "accent" this week as well, but I thought I was just going crazy. When I went to Europe, I noticed my voice started to sound different but I don't understand why her accent seems British and they are in Amsterdam
mommie - Only 2 blondes (Caridee, and Whitney, who I don't think is a natural blonde) have won out of 10 cycles of ANTM. Is that a lot? 4 have had black-ish hair and 4 have been brown-haired.
15The one who looks the most like me to lose... cause I b*tched at Tyra about her show.
As I should have. I don't watch this anyway. I don't even care TYRA !!!
McKey... I had to look it up. Yeah, she's the scapegoat alright.
1610/10 yay!
17I am prayinggggggggggggggggggggg so much that Analeigh wins, I loove her , she is gorgeous and looks like model, her pictures have gotten better and better, and I think she is the only one who nailed being commercial - I think she deserves to win.
I found this episode so hilarious ans stupid and painfully reminding me of how embarassed I am that I watch this show. I cringe ant time Marjorie does anything. I was really annoyed at her idiotic drunken behavior and her complete lack of effort on the photo shoot (what, was she hungover?!) - and what really makes me mad is that she barely even cared that she got kicked off while wonderful, sweet Analeigh is standing there heartbroken! I am so glad she got kicked off...
almost forgot, I totally agree that this shoot was so ridiculous and I didn't like any of the pictures.
18I did a great job, but I did not like the picture they chose for her. McKey looked like and ugly tranny as usual (am I the only one who hates her eyes and mouth especially? I never understand why the judges always say they love those two features).
Samantha didn't try, and I cannot stand her face with all that makeup (I think she works better with very little makeup, like on the last two shoots), but she did make me laugh when she was talking about having to kiss Mark Vanderloo: "we're gonna be kissing, Mark Vanderloo, Calvin Klein supermodel! kissing, him, together. wierd..." haha I kept watching it over and over I thought it was so funny!
and , of course I hated that Marjorie didn't try, but I actually really liked how she looked in the picture, except that it was only because of the hair, makeup, and clothing (I thought she looked like a Dolce & Gabanna ad or something)
I just have two questions:
1. isn't Ann Shocket the cutest?!
and
2. am I the only one who is starting to really hate Paulina?! I find her boring and kind of dumb, and I hate how she loves McKey and doesn't like Analeigh. plus, every week she piles on wayyy too much makeup and looks awful (her face cannot take as much makeup as Queen Tyra). I especially hated how she looked when she did the challenge, although this was the first week I thought she actually looked really pretty at panel...
omg. marjorie is gone??? i can't believe it
she's one of my favorite, now im just gonna go for
ANALEIGH! yeayyyy! anyway i haven't watch it. do you know where i could watch this episode thanks.
19As long as Sam doesn't win, I'll be happy!
20OMG, I got them all right!
21As much as Samantah is a good model, I would be VERY surprised if she beat out Analeigh or McKey. I swear, each week it becomes more & more evident that the judges all want McKey to win.
22I'm sooo glad Marjorie is gone! She was wayyy too nervous. I reallyyyy want annaleigh to win but i have a bad feeling mckey is gonna win. which would totally suck! btw wth did the name mckey come from? o ya i got 10/10 yay lol
23I loved Marjorie, she photoshoots very well, and frankly her photo on wednesday's episode was my favorite. She looked so innocent and childlike against the harsh background. Either Sam or McKey for the win. I don't see Analeigh as being high fashion, but I think she can be strong commercially. And her photo shouldn't have won, her necklace thing covered up part of her face and the judges always stress the importance of "not forgetting your face."
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