See how I avoided one of those fake-sensational headlines like "Lindsay Lohan Has Labor Pains"? She's not actually pregnant (as far as we know) but she is set to star in the indie comedy Labor Pains alongside great comedic actors like Chris Parnell and Cheryl Hines.
The movie — which was "in limbo" for a while due to a lack of funding — follows "an assistant (Lohan), working in a stuffy publishing house, who pretends to be pregnant in a desperate attempt to keep her nasty boss from firing her."
Apparently Lohan read the script and loved it saying, "It is a very different role for me and I look forward to the challenges it will present, and I love working on comedies."
Producer Rick Schwartz convolutedly added, "I didn't know Lindsay before this, but we looked each other in the eye three months ago, and she has done everything I could have asked." They looked each other in the eye? What?
Anyway, the Lohan has work again! Production is set to begin in just a few days, on June 9. Here's hoping she can hold down this job. . .

















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Sounds like a good story line but I don't know about Lindsay playing that part.
1:ahem: not interested.
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3i think she just needs a job
4She'll probably bail out of it like she has the last few film she was set to star in.
5Oh, and I thought she claimed she was only doing films with big-name directors from now on? This film's director has done nothing.
6sweet. he gave her "the eye". the one that all moms use to force children into submission. black moms have it down!
7what's samantha going to do with her free time now if LL is working? gosh this is just a rarity for me.
8It sounds like a cute role for her
9How is this girl still getting work???! Whatever I don't want to see it; sounds boring
10he probably looked her in the eye and said
"you will get paid almost nothing, you will show up to work on time and sober, you will finish this movie, and you will not bring your harpy mother onto the set"
11doesn't seem interesting to me, maybe it will later when I see the previews
12Sounds funny. I'd rent it.
13I don't know it sounds like a crapy version of knocked up
14She desperately needs this.
15it sounds funny and she does have talent. too bad she's wasting it way with all the drugs and booze.. ah.. well.. i guess we'll see..
16sounds like an American remake of a 2001 Hong Kong movie... "Dummy Mommy, Without a Baby/玉女添丁" with Edison Chen and Miriam Yeung.
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