"And that's how you draw a penis!" ...Uh, I think..."

"See? Even though my arms are freakishly short, I have perfect penmanship."

Let me write it out for you, Kate... how to lose a guy in 10 days.

MM: "According to my calculations, if we do a movie with X amount of rom-com cliches and Y number of gratuitous swimsuit shots, we'll end up with a Z profit."
KH: "....is Z good?"

“You see, the cost of one of your fancy, smanchy purses there would equal 10 dime bags of happy time...”

MM struggles to draw the directions down to his oceanfront trailer.

"Look, I'm adding deodorant to my shopping list RIGHT NOW! OK? Will you leave me alone about it now?"

Dang it, Schaianne! That's so close to what I was going to put!

And then the baby will come out this way...

What does that say? "Failure to Launch" has already been made?

Don't look so confused, Kate. Here, I'll spell it out for you: I have taken a shower before. Really.

"See, this is the script for my next movie...wanna be in it?"

M-A-T-T-H-E-W M-C-O ........

"Oh damn! How can I give you my autograph if I forget how to spell my name?"

yeah i like my tshirt too! ill mark you down for friday at 10. bring your pipe, i just got the illest new hookup

" and that's how Camilla and I made the baby!"

"Okay, I've added it up and your half of the pot budget this month is $400."

"Okay Kate, this is how you play the bongo's naked, while smoking a joint AND get your daily crunches done all at once..."

Kate:Wait why does a pizza come in a square box?
Matthew: wheels move……as you can see this car is moving because it has wheels

M: "My.. girlfriend.. Camilla.. and I.. made.. a baby.. to gether.." 'that ok?

K: There's only one "l" in "Camila", Matt, and "together"'s in one word.

matthew mcconaughey helps kate hudson plot the downward trajectory of both of their careers after the release of "fool's gold."

"I think there's room to squeeze you into my little black book."

MM: "See it says it right here. I'm still hot even if I don't shower."
You must read this in the required Southern accent.

Ok, I'll draw it out for you. See this is me in the middle and here's you and here's Camilla.

Matthew explains to Kate "How to Lose a Career with One Shirt".

This is where Owen is, but you didn't get it from me.

MM: These are the directions to my guy that sells the best weed

KH: (looking confused) Why is there a pot leaf on a house?

MM: So you know which house is his, duh!

Oh, so my contract says I'm never supposed to make another movie with you ever again...

KH: (looking confused) uuummm I don't think you spell supercalafragalisticexpealadotious. That way....

MM:(pointing his pencil ..assuring her) I swear.... this is it... right hear..

Damn it Kate! I already told you. You owe me $5,000 for that weed I sold you last month. I'll even show you where it is in my account book.

See Kate, I've got my list all made for things for the baby. Bandanas in every color, baby's first bongos, mini Airstream play set... Did I miss anything?

Alrighty. If you sneak out the back and I take the side exit, and then we meet up at your place, no one will know we're dating.

Matt - "I've been practicing all week! C'mon that SOOO looks like a "Z"."

Kate - "Uh huh, you need more practice."

Allright see here

I was in Dazed and Confused with Milla Jovovich
who was in the movie The Fifth Element with Bruce Willis
who was in the movie Harts War with Collin Farrell
who was in the movie Alexander with Val Kilmer
who was in the movie True Romance with Christian Slater
who was in the movie Murder in the First with

KEVIN BACON!!!!!!

"So Kate, according my calculations we stand to make about $28.45 each from this movie."

Or...
I was in A Time to Kill with Oliver Platt
who was in Flatliners with Kevin Bacon
(sorry, I love this game!)

MM: "Ok, so you showed me how to MAKE a baby Kate, now can you please show me how to CHANGE them??"
KH: "Um, that's not where the diaper should go, that's the head!"

So, this is the night Camilla is scheduled to give birth. Are you free for dinner?

Nita, i was trying to make it longer! I love the kevin bacon game too!

"Uh, yaaa... What was I writing down again?"

KH: "Um, Matthew what are you drawing...are we playing Pictionary or something?"

MM: Kate, my *MASH* game totally came true!

KH: Really?

MM: Watch. (Draws the MASH spiral) I have a girlfriend, one child, AND I live in a trailer that looks a lot like a shack!!

Had to make another caption...

MM: Lemme see here... how to lose a GIRL in 10 Days. Number 1: Don't shower... check! Number 2: Run around the beach and pretend to be a chicken... check!

Puzzled, Kate Hudson ponders why she volunteered to go to 7-11 to get Matthew's 'munchies' after he started writing the second page...

MM: "...and some Cheetos... and some Funyuns... and some craisins... and some M&Ms... and some....

"Okay, you won't give me your number, here's mine...home...office...cell...If you can't reach me there, here's the number at my brother's...my mother's..."

since I suck at these contests, I'm just gonna provide a link:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/eggplant/2054053388/

Here ya go Kate. This is the name and number of my hair stylist. Ryder is going to love her!